DATING is tough – you’re constantly trying to leave a good impression by always looking your best, as well as trying to say and do all the right things.
But recalling one moment in her early 20s, Laura Mazza, now happily married with kids, said things didn’t exactly go to plan as an impromptu date ended up in a hairy, bloody mess.
Laura said the men’s razor was ‘brutal’Credit: itslauramazza/Instagram
The 33-year-old mummy blogger from Australia detailed the disastrous moment she took to her pubic region with the bloke’s razor – in an attempt to get it prepped for the frisky night ahead.
But it wasn’t a simple case of grooming down there, as Laura hadn’t actually been prepared going into the date.
When the night took a raunchy turn, she realised “my vagina was hairy” and took off to the bathroom (HIS bathroom) to find a quick solution.
Writing in a Facebook post, she explained: “As I was in his bathroom an idea struck me, a terrible idea.
The mum used a razor she found in her one night stand’s cupboardCredit: itslauramazza/Instagram
“I opened his bathroom cupboard, and the choir sang as I found a shaver!
“I looked around for shaving cream when I heard a knock on the door asking if I had fallen in.
“Worse! I thought. I would have rather have told him that I was taking a dump than I just rummaged through his belongings to hedge down my otter.”
Laura explained that she’d wet the razor and went to town on shaving her bits but soon found out that men’s shavers are “brutal”.
She continued: “I shaved off a chunk off my hair, and another, and another, and then a bit of my skin.
Laura never spoke to the guy again after she rushed out of his flatCredit: itslauramazza/Instagram
“So all this hair was falling down into my underwear and pants and all over the toilet floor while I started to bleed everywhere.”
Knowing time was not on her side, she quickly tried to wipe herself down as best she could before “sort of trimming the rest”.
She said: ” I was removing layers of my skin and emerged out of the bathroom like I didn’t just leave my hedge trimmings all over his bathroom.”
Just when she thought she’d gotten away with it though, they began to get “hot and heavy” and as he started to remove her pants, a “thick chunk of hair that I had shaved fell out.”
Needless to say, Laura was out of there in a dash as he yelled out behind her, “just so you know that wasn’t my stuff in the bathroom.”
Laura explained that she never found out whose razor she used that night as they never spoke again – brutal!
Just recently, Laura shared a powerful snap of herself naked with ‘chin hairs and shaggy eyebrows’ after being told she’d let herself go.
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