Nial was sent a survey from a woman he saw casually (Picture: Nial Moran/Deadline News)
Student Niall Moran from Perranporth, Cornwall, was left stunned after receiving an ‘exit survey’ from a woman he was casually seeing.
The University of Bath student took to social media to share the post-coital survey, which asked him to rate his experience.
The 22-year-old posted screenshots from the quiz, which featured a mixture of ratings and written responses.
The survey starts with: ‘Thanks for the shag, now rate the experience. Thank you.’
The first question asks: ‘How attractive did you find Lily?’ with one option being
‘ew what was I thinking?’ while ten is equal to ‘wow wow wow.’
Subsequent questions include: ‘What is Lily’s best feature (it’s okay to objectify me here by the way)’ and ‘How would you rate the sex?’.
The final question asks: ‘By the way, what’s your name (don’t leave if you don’t want to)’.
Lily, 23, made this survey for her partners to rate her (Picture: Nial Moran/Deadline News)
Niall shared the images on Twitter, joking: ‘Can’t believe I slept with a psychopath’.
Since posting, Niall’s tweet has been liked more than 30,000 times and left social media users in stitches.
However, Lily replied with a photo of a bouquet of flowers, thought to be from Niall, and said: ‘He do be simping though’ (meaning he’s thirsty for her).
‘Over the last 10 months she used to message me loads but I unfriended her and told her I wanted to get over her as she led me on,’ Nial explained.
Nial wasn’t impressed with the questions (Picture: Nial Moran/Deadline News)
‘She then sends me the sex survey and I was like “what the hell?”, so posted it on Twitter without revealing her identity as I respect her privacy.
‘She replies for the clout and tries to call me a simp for buying her a Christmas present.
‘After she sent me the survey I blocked her and instantly screenshot it.’
Niall continued: ‘Lots of girls were calling her a queen without knowing the context. And lots of my friends that know me were quick to defend me.
‘But the majority found it funny which is always a reaction I welcome as the world doesn’t have enough humour this year.’
There are worse things to receive from an ex.
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